divendres, de juny 02, 2006

2 Ways Lou Helped Me Today

- My alarm didn't go off. Lou woke me up at the same time that I had set my alarm.

- I came home from work to walk him. I felt compelled to make some conversation with my neighbor as my dog shat by his car. I asked him where I could buy guitar strings nearby, He answered by telling me how he worked at a Buddy Rogers teaching guitar and he could just give me strings for free.

Nothing breaks the ice like some dog shit. Thanks, Lou.

# posted by just another one of you @ 5:21 p. m. ::

dijous, de juny 01, 2006

Three Things I Heard Recently

- 5/25 7:45 am - "Next thing you know you don't know what you've gotten yourself into. A haircut is a whole other thing, eh"

- 5/30 8:15pm - "That skeezah aint got shit on me. I tell that skeezah 'You got nothing on me, skeezah.' You think I give a shit about that skeezah?"

- 5/22 12:20 pm - "This aint no $10 hose. Look at this. You think this is a $10 hose? You think I got ripped off, don't you."

**(update: a few days later he told me the hose saved him a trip to the mechanic and was worth the $10)**

# posted by just another one of you @ 5:33 p. m. ::
Everything on this website is solely the opinion of Michael Lorenzo, which should not be taken to reflect the truth in any way. As for the pictures, I don't know who these people are.