divendres, de març 17, 2006
Thanks from the "Porn @ Work Guy"
What I’m learning is that if you don’t pay attention you can find yourself in the most cliché’ of situations. All of a sudden I’m the guy who, while at work, opens porn e-mails from his friends.
Per chance you find yourself in my office and a loud moan or an emphatic grunt happens to startle you, assume it is originating from my area
I’ve come to the conclusion that I must avoid all links and attachments from my friends. It never occurred to me that upon opening their e-mails I would be presented with something inappropriate let alone that I would watch some of the most vulgar things I’ve ever seen.
Thanks, guys. I couldn’t have done it without you, so don’t think your efforts went by unnoticed.
Hopefully I’ll soon be able to pick out the people who walk by my desk b/c they have to and the weirdoes who pass by for the occasional screen shot of a boob, penis, vagina borne projectiles, dingleberries, the fattest black woman ever photographed in a thong, or even a loud screaming voice that incessantly repeats “Hey, I’m watching gay porn over here.”
For those keeping count at home, I now have Myspace, my friends’ e-mails, phone calls, and any messenger thing crossed off my “do at work” list.
I’m glad I was able to hear about this situation, or watch it played out on television at least 65 times before experiencing it. I should have known better.
Today it was “A New Lizard” which was really a cross between a small dinosaur, a cock, and balls. I now wonder who is wasting more of their time, the creator of that image or me for writing this.
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Per chance you find yourself in my office and a loud moan or an emphatic grunt happens to startle you, assume it is originating from my areaI’ve come to the conclusion that I must avoid all links and attachments from my friends. It never occurred to me that upon opening their e-mails I would be presented with something inappropriate let alone that I would watch some of the most vulgar things I’ve ever seen.
Thanks, guys. I couldn’t have done it without you, so don’t think your efforts went by unnoticed.
Hopefully I’ll soon be able to pick out the people who walk by my desk b/c they have to and the weirdoes who pass by for the occasional screen shot of a boob, penis, vagina borne projectiles, dingleberries, the fattest black woman ever photographed in a thong, or even a loud screaming voice that incessantly repeats “Hey, I’m watching gay porn over here.”For those keeping count at home, I now have Myspace, my friends’ e-mails, phone calls, and any messenger thing crossed off my “do at work” list.
I’m glad I was able to hear about this situation, or watch it played out on television at least 65 times before experiencing it. I should have known better.
Today it was “A New Lizard” which was really a cross between a small dinosaur, a cock, and balls. I now wonder who is wasting more of their time, the creator of that image or me for writing this.
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